New hair styles for Sanjaya - suggestions?

With Sanjaya's hair becoming the latest national obsession, what new looks can he can come up with? He needs a new look every week, of course, and he isn't going to get voted out anytime soon. Any ideas? I have a few:

(1) Sanjaya goes blond! I figure, he finds a Marilyn Monroe wig and sings some torch song. With his breathy vocal style, I think this would actually work.

(2) Sanjaya in dreadlocks! You know, the more I think about this one, the more I think it will really happen. Corn row that hair, sing a Bob Marley song, and the crowd will go nuts.

(3) Sanjaya spikes his hair! This can be the look for alternative rock night. Come out with hair that looks like it could saw lumber, sing loud and off key, and he nails this performance.

(4) Sanjaya in an afro! Disco night can't be too far away. Do a little dance, butcher a little song, get down tonight...

More ideas are needed - he has eight more shows to do!

New hair styles for Sanjaya - suggestions?

A couple other ideas:

Sanjaya adopts the Britney Spears look and comes out bald as a cue ball. The crowd gasps! Imagine the buzz across America the next day! (So does shaving it all off reduce his options for following weeks? Probably so. That's why I think he saves this idea for the finals.)

He can do a Michael Jackson 80閳ユ獨 song and have it jerry curled and dripping wet. Then he can flash his head and leave hair gel all over the stage. If he can get his hair to burst into flames, he is sure to win the whole thing.

New hair styles for Sanjaya - suggestions?

I'd say choice 2. 2 Points!

New hair styles for Sanjaya - suggestions?

He need to go away!!! I don't give a **** about him! He is a no talent as clown!!!!

New hair styles for Sanjaya - suggestions?

It'd be hilarious if he full hardcore spiked it up.

New hair styles for Sanjaya - suggestions?

LMAO!!! I like that last one!! "Do a little dance, butcher a little song, get down tonight." lol. Good one!! Hmmm....well I know Martina McBride will be on there soon, maybe next week so that will be country music singing maybe so he should do a MULLET!!!! WHOO HOO!!! And sing "Dont tell my heart, my achey brakey heart." LMAO!!! Oh no...I can see it now! lol!!

New hair styles for Sanjaya - suggestions?

Bald like Britney Spears.*

New hair styles for Sanjaya - suggestions?

I really could care less about what latest hairstyle this kid is going to do next. If it were me - I would shave him bald and vote his sorry non-singing @ss off the show

New hair styles for Sanjaya - suggestions?

go bald for the last show.

New hair styles for Sanjaya - suggestions?

he should go with dreadlocks.

damn i was just going to ask that question too, and you got to it first

he should braid his hair in little braids

he should do cornrows when they have that time with jlo

he should do the pippy longstocking look with the two braids

that's it i ran out of ideas for now

New hair styles for Sanjaya - suggestions?

How 'bout some Princess Leia or Queen Amidala hair??

New hair styles for Sanjaya - suggestions?

You left off "Sanjaya with his hair on fire". Maybe he could scream in tune. But I digress...